Function: require_once. Function: view, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/controllers/Main.php The 140th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 22, 2006. [14], File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/user/popup_modal.php I must say you're starting to become quite a thorn in my balls. Commentaries must be submitted in writing and be less … The 140th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 22, 2006. Well look: he spent the last three months with that adventurers' club. The return of the bologna sandwich: Dallas chefs serve up nostalgic joy The retro sandwiches and hot dogs at Thunderbird Station, Roy G’s, … Parker and Stone felt that if the statement by Hayes was never released, they would not have produced more episodes involving Scientology. We travel the world and have sex with children! Noo, no, that's the Adventure Club. I'm afraid we're going to have to... ask you to leave. In an attempt to restore Chef to his former self, the boys take him to a strip club. Then that's it. Kyle, Cartman and Kenny are playing with their toy trucks and cars under a tree in the neighborhood park. With Lenny Henry, Roger Griffiths, Caroline Lee-Johnson, Claire Skinner. Perhaps I should ask you again? If Chef keeps this up, he's gonna go to jail forever! Of course, we're always looking for kids to have sex with on the plane rides over to these places, so how would you ALL like to join the Super Adventure Club! Kenny, how would you like to sodomize my black ass? The 140th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 22, 2006. In this tongue-in-cheek sequel, the benevolent bog creature falls for the vegetarian, plant-loving daughter of the evil scientist who created him. Message: Undefined variable: user_membership, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/user/popup_modal.php The episode was the first after the departure of actor Isaac Hayes, who voiced the character Chef.Hayes, a Scientologist, left after a falling-out with the … That's right! Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love? Goddammit, Chef isn't like that! ... You will also directly support our mission of delivering the highest-quality commentary on the world's most pressing issues to as wide an audience as possible. And for desert, how would you children like to suck on my chocolate salty balls. Hi kids, I'm Detective Jarvis. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. [12] Adam Finley reviewed the episode for TV Squad, and described the episode as "one of the funniest, and most memorable, of the series". Add Image S1, Ep16 You say he's never been like this before? Hi, uh- our friend has been brainwashed by some fruity little club. ; New to Wikipedia? All right guys, help me feel it out to them; we got a featured dancer coming out next; put your hands together for... Spontaneous Bootay! He discovered that children have things called marlocks in their bodies. Because their lives have become dull and empty! When the explorers' leader, William P. Connelly, unsuccessfully tries to hypnotize the boys, they realize that the club has brainwashed Chef. This is not a forum for general discussion of the article's subject. Stay with us and your life will be GRAND and ETERNAL! Line: 208 The lion bites into Chef's right arm again while the bear has a hold of Chef's right foot, and at the same time, bear and lion each take a limb. Tell me, what was Chef's favorite thing to do before it was having sex with children? Well, let's all go home and make love. And why do people seek adventure? [3] Scientology has been accused of using brainwashing techniques, and the episode portrays Chef as having been brainwashed. [the others look up at him] Ahh, hi, can we speak to the head guy or something? What's the meaning of life? Come on, children. The boys follow them back to their headquarters and rescue Chef. Yeah. I'm now going to tell you the secret of the Super Adventure Club. Soon, the police arrive at the school to question the pupils about Chef due to his recent perversions. He's saying some really weird stuff. [4][5], In a press statement, Hayes was quoted as saying: "There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins." Have you all been sodomizing your children too? Thank you. Well, come on everybody. The return of fiscal watchdog hawks . We're all here today because Chef has been such an important part of our lives. But why do you need Chef?! Now, the upper rim of Kilimanjaro should be quite a trek, and so we'll need to have a-. All right! Yeah, he joined the Super Adventure Club, and they convinced him having sex with children was okay with a little thing that goes. I'm gonna make love to you woman, 'gonna lay you down by the fire! These boys wanted to speak with you. Pity. Function: _error_handler, Message: Invalid argument supplied for foreach(), File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/user/popup_modal.php Not a bunch of ridiculous bullcrap! That's what the Super Adventure Club does! [2][3] The episode was the first after the departure of actor Isaac Hayes, who voiced the character Chef. Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. [13], "The Return of Chef", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park's tenth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on August 21, 2007. They ran into difficulties with the network and postponed those episodes until later in the season. [3][11] The episode was also ranked fourth in video sales on iTunes. Our club offers hope. I'm afraid there's no simple answer. We don't need him, he needs us! We're the Super Adventure Club! Hayes, a Scientologist, left after a falling-out with the creators over their treatment of Scientology in the previous season's episode "Trapped in the Closet". TV Shows. Stone adds, "[We] never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. Ahh yes, splendid! In a guest column, the CEO of Heart of Florida United Way warns not to fall for promises of a quick cash-in-hand tax refund. Chef's face and left eye are ripped off and Chef is left babbling. Yeah, he wanted adventure! No, that's the Adventure Club. Tally ho, lads! Do you think we go around the world molesting children just because it feels really really really really good?! They decided to create "The Return of Chef" as a way of retaliating to the press release statement that Hayes had made regarding his departure. The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. Let's all go home and make love. What? In Las Vegas, Jon and Roy visit chef Wolfgang Puck at his steakhouse CUT to put Jon's omelet-making skills to the test and to prepare cuts of meat. I'm sure whatever that Super Adventure Club does is pretty tiring. Line: 107 Oscars Best Picture Winners Best Picture Winners Golden Globes Emmys STARmeter Awards San Diego Comic-Con New York Comic-Con Sundance Film Festival Toronto Int'l Film Festival Awards Central Festival Central All Events If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. This commentary is intended to be watched with the blu-ray version of the film. ; Please sign and date your posts by typing four tildes ( ~~~~). Great to have you back. But now that you're back here, does that mean that you're not in the Super Adventure Club anymore? Hey you guys, you know what they call a Jewish woman's boobs? What can I do for you today? No, Chef, we don't wanna make love to you! You're my sexual fantasy. Something must have happened to Chef while he was gone. You sought adventure! As a funeral for Chef is held back in South Park, the Super Adventure Club members resurrect Chef as Darth Chef, now fully embracing the club's ethics. As they are leaving, Connelly reminds Chef why he joined the Super Adventure Club in the first place, telling him that his life will be grand and eternal if he stays with them. I know, but it gets even better! Menu. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. No! Even in California January is scheduled to be chilly. Bye-bye. By helping us to build a truly open world of ideas, every PS subscriber makes a real difference. Chef, they've filled your head with lies! Though the boys plead him not to, Chef walks back towards the club. This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the The Return of Chef article. "The Return of Chef" is the first episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park. What have you done with him?! : Put new text under old text. Something is amiss in my world. Maybe they know what happened to him. Ohhh, so have you decided you can still belong to the Super Adventure Club but live here in South Park again? Are you sure you want to cancel your membership with us? Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny are playing with their toy trucks and cars under a tree in the neighborhood park. Something's wrong with Chef. Well, we thought you went exploring and like, hunting and stuff! Rich, Mike, and Jay sit down to watch Return of the Jedi! Start the commentary the second the SW logo appears on the screen prior to the title crawl. The Super Adventure Club has sex with children. Celebrity chef Carla Hall is, of course, no newbie when it comes to the world of food. Chef?? Function: view, Chef, after being resurrected as "Darth Chef", "TV Review: South Park "The Return of Chef, "Isaac Hayes quits 'South Park' citing religious intolerance", "South South Park: "The Return of Chef" Review", "South Park: The Complete Tenth Season DVD Review", Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath, A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Return_of_Chef&oldid=1002850555. We have some information that all this time Chef has been and still is a pedophile. Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years? ... a stunning 157% return on investment, about 12.5% per year. Function: _error_handler, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/user/popup_harry_book.php Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his son to die for our sins? Welcome! Something is making him say those things. While the statement did not directly mention Scientology, South Park's co-creator Matt Stone responded that Hayes' complaints stemmed from the show's criticism of Scientology and that he "has no problem – and he's cashed plenty of checks – with our show making fun of Christians, Muslims, Mormons, or Jews." But it’s January, you know, supposedly the heart of winter. Click here to start a new topic. Before that press release, however, Parker and Stone had been working on what would turn out to be "Cartoon Wars Part I" and "Cartoon Wars Part II", with the intent to open the season with those episodes. Hello there, children. Yesss. Stan runs up to them' Stan: You guys, you guys! Why are we here? Well, I- guess we'll see you in school tomorrow, Chef. Can't you see that?? Sorry, dude, but this fruity little club isn't taking our friend! There are two big lessons from the $900 billion COVID-19 relief package just approved by Congress. Chef gives them a group hug]. [11], "The Return of Chef" received a generally positive critical reception. The reason Chef has been saying those terrible things about us is because he's been brainwashed! You need to see a psychiatrist, Chef. No! This is the last film (Chronologically) that takes place before Star Wars: The Force Awakens. [2] [3] The episode was the first after the departure of actor Isaac Hayes, who voiced the character Chef.Hayes, a Scientologist, left after a falling-out with … Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. ye shall return every man unto his possession; which is repeated from Leviticus 25:10; the reason of which, the Jews say, is to include gifts, and which, according to them, are like sales, and returned in the year of "jubilee"; that is, if a man gave his estate in possession to another, he returned to it, in the year of jubilee, equally as if he had sold it; and therefore they observe the … "The Return of Chef" is the first episode in the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Unemployment peaked at 10% in 2019 but was down to 4.7% when Obama left office. Commentary by Emilie Springer of Homer, broadcast on Friday, October 23, 2020. Come on, children! We're trying to unbrainwash our friend. Let's all make sweet love. Well, now that you know our club secrets, it appears you ... leave us no choice. Worst case I've ever seen. Line: 24 Did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you? ...Do you realize how retarded that sounds? [12] Goldman also noted that the eulogy for Chef "probably says how Parker and Stone really feel about Hayes". Well... well yes, of course! Eric Goldman of IGN reviewed the episode and gave it an overall rating of 8.0, noting the creation of new dialogue for Chef by splicing previous recordings of his character. Yay! The 140th episode of the series overall, it first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 22, 2006. And in the end, I know that somewhere out there... there's the good part of Chef... that's still alive in us all. They go to the Super Adventure Club headquarters and discover that the group is made up of explorers who travel worldwide, molesting children. Well Chef, you're welcome to stay with me until you buy another house. But we don't have years! They specifically cited the circumstances surrounding Isaac Hayes' departure from the show as being a catalyst for the extra attention the show began receiving. I'm Head Adventurer William P. Connolly, Esquire! With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, April Stewart, Peter Serafinowicz. Given the scene with Darth Chef at the end it seems much more likely that the name refers to Return of the Jedi. I'm sure Chef would like a little time to get moved back in. Well, it seems like the Super Adventure Club was just what you needed, Chef. Guest commentary. The Return of Chef Chef returns to South Park after spending time away with a group called, "The Super Adventure Club," but when his strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys risk everything to save him. I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle. 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